Predictable in Retrospect
Davy: “Mom, I love you so much because you always do so many things to help me. I want to give you a hug.”
Me, blinking rapidly: “Awww!”
(We hug.)
Davy: “And also I want to tell you what I want for my birthday. A bunch of Lego sets! And a tablet!”
Me, patting his back as the hug continues: “I really should have seen this coming.”
