Stinky Skunk
The new game in our household is called TICKLE THE STINKY SKUNK. First, you must catch a skunk:
They aren’t hard to catch.
When you have your skunk, you may tickle him, provided you cry “TICKLE THE STINKY SKUNK!” as you do so.
And that’s it, that’s the game. The rules are simple, and all the players win.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Oh nom! nom! nom! Can I eat your baby???
November 8th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
Sure! He loves to be nibbled on!
November 8th, 2010 at 8:43 pm
Oh crap. I just realized that if someone actually ever bites your baby then I will be the PRIME suspect!
So for the record: I do not actually want to eat your baby. I just think he’s cute in his skunk costume.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
Ha! You now have an ironclad alibi.
November 9th, 2010 at 12:46 am
Also everyone on the interwebs win too, because skunk has the INFINITE CUTENESS!
November 9th, 2010 at 10:50 am
Hee! Thank you!