Good Baby!
We took Robin back to the hospital yesterday for a quick weight check—babies are supposed to regain their birth weight by the end of the first two weeks. And he has! He was actually seven pounds eight ounces, so he has slightly exceeded his birth weight. We promptly congratulated him on an excellent performance at his first job: turning milk into more baby. (And poop.) Our baby strategy is paying off with excellent ROI!
August 28th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
I think you mean ROB (Return on Baby.)
August 28th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Sadly, I suspect that this excellent opportunity will remain privately held…
{insert joke about startups and IPOs (infant poop offerings?)}
August 29th, 2007 at 9:12 am
Yay Robin! Way to go!