I, um, may be losing my mind.
by MC Big Belly
Already had one, now I’m going for two
Like a library book, I’m overdue
Knocked up, expectant, gravid
Enceinte, with child, rabid
For the babies I mean
Like a wolverine
Gonna hit that labor with a frenzy
Doctor gonna wait and then see
I don’t need to be induced
Mama’s got the juice
You know you heard it from the emcee!
I'm a writer and mom living in Oakland. This is my personal blog; I write about parenting, cooking, local issues, books, and anything else that's rattling around inside my head.
I am the author of The Millennial Sword, an urban fantasy novel set in San Francisco, and two read-aloud picture books for kids, The Big Booger Bubble and Gail Murphy and the Piskies.
My short fiction is included in the anthologies Fae, Love Hurts, and Speculative Story Bites:
July 4th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
*helpless giggles*
boy, you’re funny when you’re going out of your mind with discomfort and impatience!
July 4th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Word.
July 4th, 2010 at 7:27 pm
good luck, I hope this does the trick!
July 5th, 2010 at 9:36 am
I wanna hear a recording!