{"id":803,"date":"2010-02-05T20:17:13","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T03:17:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/?p=803"},"modified":"2010-02-05T20:17:13","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T03:17:13","slug":"conversations-with-toddlers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/?p=803","title":{"rendered":"Conversations with Toddlers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday Robin and I got caught out in the rain when we were at the park. Robin registered his displeasure as the raindrops hit his head:<\/p>\n<p>Robin: Oh! Oh! Moooomeeeee!<br \/>\nMe: Sorry, buddy, I can&#8217;t turn off the rain.<\/p>\n<p>A pause, then:<\/p>\n<p>Robin (hopefully): Daddy?<br \/>\nMe: No, your daddy can&#8217;t turn the rain off either.<\/p>\n<p>I thought that was pretty hilarious. If Mommy can&#8217;t do it, Daddy probably can!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday Robin and I got caught out in the rain when we were at the park. Robin registered his displeasure as the raindrops hit his head: Robin: Oh! Oh! Moooomeeeee! Me: Sorry, buddy, I can&#8217;t turn off the rain. A pause, then: Robin (hopefully): Daddy? Me: No, your daddy can&#8217;t turn the rain off either. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=803"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":804,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions\/804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}