{"id":2911,"date":"2014-01-16T22:21:30","date_gmt":"2014-01-17T05:21:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/?p=2911"},"modified":"2014-01-16T22:21:30","modified_gmt":"2014-01-17T05:21:30","slug":"six-year-old-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/?p=2911","title":{"rendered":"Six-Year-Old Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: What does a person eat? A question?<br \/>\nA: POOP! Hahahahahah!<\/p>\n<p>Q: What does a poop go in?<br \/>\nA: Your stomach! HAhahah!<\/p>\n<p>Q: What does a person have ears for?<br \/>\nA: Hearing! What are you laughing? You could hear other ears. I could hear my own voice. Your voice is nice. Zombies are not real.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: What does a person eat? A question? A: POOP! Hahahahahah! Q: What does a poop go in? A: Your stomach! HAhahah! Q: What does a person have ears for? A: Hearing! What are you laughing? You could hear other ears. I could hear my own voice. Your voice is nice. Zombies are not real.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2911"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2911"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2912,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2911\/revisions\/2912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}