{"id":2908,"date":"2014-01-15T16:26:09","date_gmt":"2014-01-15T23:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/?p=2908"},"modified":"2014-01-15T16:26:09","modified_gmt":"2014-01-15T23:26:09","slug":"when-we-were-dinosaurs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/?p=2908","title":{"rendered":"When We Were Dinosaurs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It can be hard following the thread of Robin&#8217;s conversation sometimes, but every so often he comes up with something that&#8217;s lovely. Today on our walk home from school I think he invented the concept of reincarnation:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Robin: &#8220;Zombies were real when we were dinosaurs, did you know that?&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Those are two things that are fun to tell stories about, so a dinosaur story with zombies in it would be pretty cool!&#8221;<br \/>\nRobin: &#8220;No! Dinosaurs are real!&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;They were real, yeah. There aren&#8217;t any dinosaurs any more. And zombies are just a story.&#8221;<br \/>\nRobin: (growing frustrated at my inability to understand): &#8220;No, when <strong>we<\/strong> were dinosaurs, zombies were real. I was a baby tyrannosaurus, did you know that?&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;I did not know that. What was I?&#8221;<br \/>\nRobin: &#8220;Well, you were my mama, so you were a mama tyrannosaurus.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;That&#8217;s cool.&#8221;<br \/>\nRobin: &#8220;But I still liked ankylosaurus.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Ankylosaurus is your favorite.&#8221;<br \/>\nRobin: &#8220;Right! And then a ball hit us and we died. And then we were birds, but we still loved each other. And then we were born into the real world!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It can be hard following the thread of Robin&#8217;s conversation sometimes, but every so often he comes up with something that&#8217;s lovely. Today on our walk home from school I think he invented the concept of reincarnation: Robin: &#8220;Zombies were real when we were dinosaurs, did you know that?&#8221; Me: &#8220;Those are two things that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2908"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2908"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2910,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2908\/revisions\/2910"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}