{"id":1550,"date":"2011-05-08T09:57:15","date_gmt":"2011-05-08T16:57:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/?p=1550"},"modified":"2011-05-08T09:57:15","modified_gmt":"2011-05-08T16:57:15","slug":"happy-mothers-day-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/?p=1550","title":{"rendered":"Happy Mother&#8217;s Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hope all the moms I know are having a wonderful Mother&#8217;s Day morning. Mine&#8217;s been&#8230;exciting, so far. I woke up to Robin&#8217;s screams, and the sound of Sam&#8217;s running feet, as he shouted &#8220;Oh shit, oh shit.&#8221; Well, that got me out of bed pretty quickly, and the first thing I saw as I rounding the corner out of the bedroom was Robin&#8217;s face <em>covered in blood.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Turns out the kid had hit his head on a corner of our TV cabinet, and produced one of those very shallow forehead cuts that isn&#8217;t at all serious, but bleeds profusely. Anyway, Sam wiped up Robin in the bathroom while I got down the first aid kit and found a Band-Aid, and that was about when Sam said, &#8220;Oh shit, I left the baby on the couch.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So then I went running for the living room just in time to catch Davy from taking a swan dive headfirst onto the floor.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, after that, everything settled down a bit, there was less shouting and profanity, and Sam made me a cup of coffee. Here&#8217;s a picture of Robin (with his band-aid) so you can see his sleek new haircut:<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"frame-outer  \"><span><span><span><span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/siduri\/5700204016\/\" title=\"001 by Jo Shannon Phillips, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2045\/5700204016_1d67203c95.jpg\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" alt=\"001\"><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Oh, and Sam gave me a pot of tulips (awww), and I was also excited to get roses delivered&#8212;but there was no card or slip inside to tell me who they were from! Could the person who sent the lovely pink roses please raise your hand? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hope all the moms I know are having a wonderful Mother&#8217;s Day morning. Mine&#8217;s been&#8230;exciting, so far. I woke up to Robin&#8217;s screams, and the sound of Sam&#8217;s running feet, as he shouted &#8220;Oh shit, oh shit.&#8221; Well, that got me out of bed pretty quickly, and the first thing I saw as I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1550"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1551,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550\/revisions\/1551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}