{"id":1254,"date":"2010-10-06T22:19:47","date_gmt":"2010-10-07T05:19:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/?p=1254"},"modified":"2010-10-06T22:19:47","modified_gmt":"2010-10-07T05:19:47","slug":"a-dialogue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/?p=1254","title":{"rendered":"A Dialogue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sam: You&#8217;re staring at me. Why are you staring?<br \/>\nMe: I&#8217;m trying to map my romantic fantasies onto reality.<br \/>\nSam: Okay.<br \/>\nSam: *sidelong glance*<br \/>\nSam: Still?<br \/>\nMe: Under what circumstances would you be prepared to die for me?<br \/>\nSam: Raccoons.<br \/>\nMe: Raccoons?<br \/>\nSam: Yes.<br \/>\nMe: Ah hah ha ha. I think that&#8217;ll do.<br \/>\nSam: Come back when you need more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sam: You&#8217;re staring at me. Why are you staring? Me: I&#8217;m trying to map my romantic fantasies onto reality. Sam: Okay. Sam: *sidelong glance* Sam: Still? Me: Under what circumstances would you be prepared to die for me? Sam: Raccoons. Me: Raccoons? Sam: Yes. Me: Ah hah ha ha. I think that&#8217;ll do. Sam: Come [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1254"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1255,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254\/revisions\/1255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shannon.users.sonic.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}